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Blog – 3 Noah – 0

I cannot maintain a blog.

And then to have the added pressure of making it funny??? I dont know…

I’m going to blame my lack of posting on my new job.

At the moment they’ve sent me to Tucson, because sometimes TV is made in Tucson.

Even though it is a different state, I can’t help but see Breaking Bad all over the place. After all, so many deserts look the same. Some sand here, some shrubbery there, a cactus. And tumbleweeds. My god the tumbleweeds.

I am tempted to test how Mexican I look. But I’ll have to step one further, I have to look illegal. I’m not too sure how to look illegal. Perhaps it just involves looking Mexican. Maybe I have to have a bag of oranges with me. Or a whole flock of brown babies holding hands and walking with me like some sort of pied piper of el norte.

It may be as simple as looking like I have a job that requieres manual labor.

It’s win win really. I either don’t get picked up and work out the week, or I get a free trip to Mexico.

The only thing I know for sure is there is certaintly enough tumbleweed in Tucson.